If you’re a fan of comedian Sacha Baron Cohen (aka hip hop artist Ali G, Kazakh world traveller Borat, and gay European journalist Bruno), you may wonder where on earth he finds people who (a) have never heard of him and (b) are stupid enough to be taken in by an obvious punk.
This week’s answer is Arkansas.
Picture this: You’re sitting at a cage fight. They announce the next fighter, a guy named Straight Dave. Straight Dave harangues the audience, looking for a challenger. Some guy volunteers and climbs into the cage. The two men go at it, but are overcome with desire. They start tearing at each other’s clothes and kissing…
Never mind that they’ve asked you, for some reason, to sign a release about being filmed. And never mind that there are an unusual number of cameras pointed at the audience. And never mind that you’ve never heard of a cage fighter named Straight Dave…
I mean, come on!
It took security officers 45 minutes to clear the convention center after the crowd became enraged and began hurling their $1 beers at the cage. Straight Dave and his new friend sprinted to safety through a special escape tunnel.
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