Posts Tagged ‘Nintendo’

Is Mario Offensive?

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

Wii Mario

I’m about a third of the way through Paper Mario, which I’m playing on the Wii Virtual Console.  It’s an awesome game, and I highly recommend it (although if you’re not into RPGs, it may take you a while to get used to the turn-based, tag-team combat).

One thing I’ve always wondered about Mario is whether people of Italian descent are offended by the character. 

I’m trying to imagine how I would react to a bestselling videogame from Italy, in which the main character is a stereotypical hard-working Asian guy named Lee who speaks broken English and who karate-chops his way across a magical kingdom to rescue Princess Chrysanthemum.

I guess I would be okay with it, especially if the list of stereotypes for Asian males were expanded to include skillful lover, snappy dresser, and in general someone you don’t want to mess with.

GBA – Let There Be Light!

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

I’m going through Second Adolescence.  (Although there are those who would say that I never emerged from adolescence the first time around.)

Anyway, I’m currently working my way through Nintendo’s entire Legend of Zelda series.  A lot of the titles are available on the Wii Virtual Console (including the truly awesome Ocarina of Time and mind-blowing Majora’s Mask).  Other titles are available for the GameCube (and can be run on the Wii, if you get a GC controller and GC memory card).  But four titles are only available for the Game Boy (Link’s Awakening, Oracle of Ages, Oracle of Seasons, Minish Cap).  And you need a GBA (or SP) and a link cable if you’re playing Wind Waker, and you want to use the Tingle Tuner.

So I bought a used Game Boy Advance for around $25 off of ebay.  I chose the GBA over the SP for the following reasons:

  1. Compact form factor.  (The GBA is a single block — the SP looks like a mini-notebook.)
  2. Batteries.  (The GBA uses AA batteries — the SP uses a rechargeable lithium battery.  Because the GBA doesn’t have a lighted screen, the batteries last a lot longer.)
  3. Earphone jack.  (The SP doesn’t come with an earphone jack.)

 

Pretty cool, huh?

 

Pretty cool, huh?

When my GBA arrived, I couldn’t wait to try it out.  I put in the batteries, loaded in my Oracle of Seasons cartridge, and turned on the juice.

Sadness.

The screen image was unbelievably dark.  And no matter how I tried to light my GBA, the screen image totally sucked.

At first, I thought that my GBA was defective — but an internet search revealed that *everyone* thinks that the GBA screen is too dark.

There are a whole bunch of GBA lighting systems out there, the best ones including the Radica Gamester Flood Light, the Halo GBA Light, and the Afterburner.  But after having spent $25 on the GBA, it seemed downright perverse to spend another $25+ to light the thing — especially when you can buy a used SP for $30.

But then, inspiration struck.  I bought an LED headlamp at Target for $14 — problem 100% solved.  I look totally insane when I’m playing Zelda on my GBA, but that’s beside the point.  Wearing the headlamp, with all 4 white LEDs on, and with the headlamp tilted just right, the GBA screen roars to life, with vivid colors and sharp contours.

I got an Energizer:

It looks even geekier when it's attached to a human head.

It looks even geekier when it's attached to a human head.

I think just about any headlamp (or headlight, as it is sometimes called) should work, as long as:

  1. It uses at least 3-4 ultrabright white LED’s.
  2. It has a variety of settings (including a “spot” setting and a “flood” setting).
  3. It has a reasonable battery life (50 hours or more).
  4. It is reasonably light weight.
  5. It uses AAA batteries.
  6. The lighting elements can be adjusted by tilting.

BTW — the top brand name is Petzl — you can get a Petzl meeting the above criteria for around $36 or so.  (Now I know what I want for my birthday!)

Best of all, the headlamp has an infinite number of uses that have nothing whatsoever to do with your GBA!

Lessons from Mario

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Okay, if you’re still undecided about buying a Nintendo Wii — there’s an ultra-cool feature called Vritual Console.  If you plug a wireless network adapter into one of the Wii’s USB ports, you can access a vast (well, large, anyway) library of games from earlier systems, like the Nintendo 64 and the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.  The games range in price from $5 to $15, and include classics like Super Mario 64, Super Metroid, and the Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time.  (BTW, you’re also going to have to shell out $15 or so for a Classic Controller…)

What I’ve learned from Mario:

  1. Be yourself.  You may not like being a short, funny-looking guy with a mustache, but if that’s the hand that fate dealt you, go with it – you may just get to eat cake with a Princess.
  2. Every situation, no matter how familiar, has hidden possibilities.
  3. Every boss, no matter how intimidating, has a weakness.
  4. Frustration isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
  5. It’s okay to wear the same clothes all the time.