Posts Tagged ‘Junk Food’

I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or throw up…

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

Part 1 of 3:

Nutritional info, from www.dietfacts.com,  for one Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog:

Nutritional Information

Multiplied by 64:

Total Weight:  6400 g (14.1 lbs)
Total Calories:  19776
Total Fat:  1289 g (2.8 lbs)
Total Saturated Fat:  496 g (1.1 lbs)
Total Cholesterol:  2268 mg
Total Sodium:  43778 mg
Total Vitamin A:  0 %
Total Vitamin C:  0 %

Part 2 of 3:

Part 3 of 3:

Man, do I feel sorry for whoever has to clean out those Porta-Potties.

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Mii So Flabby

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Mii am thinking about buying a Wii Fit.  But Mii am also thinking that the same $200 will buy 50 boxes of Yodels:

http://www.drakescakesonline.com/

Mii not sure what to do…

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How to Eat Like a Geek

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
  1. No utensils?  No problem!
  2. Napkin:  What is napkin?
  3. Reheating Leftovers:  A waste of precious time and microwave oven space.
  4. Vegetables:  You mean spaghetti sauce isn’t a vegetable?
  5. Speed first, calories second, flavor third.  Ideal food:  cold French fries.
  6. Martha Stewart:  Evil loser.
  7. McDonald’s:  Have they figured out that intravenous thing yet?
  8. Burger King:  Slow down, dude, I think you just ate a game piece.
  9. Pizza:  Fancy!  Sometimes they even pour the Coca Cola into a real glass!
  10. Chinese/Japanese/Korean:  Whatever.

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