The hotel has an above-average breakfast buffet. Maybe 8.0 on a 10.0 point scale.
So yesterday, at breakfast, a large white guy is standing in front of the toaster. He towers over the woman he is talking to — one of the Chinese restaurant workers.
The white guy says:
“You really need to get a new toaster, because this one iS A PIECE OF SHIT!”
He doesn’t notice me (or, more likely, doesn’t care).
Man, this is something I’ve dreamed of for years — my chance to say something rude in perfect American English to some jerky white guy who isn’t expecting it, and who thoroughly deserves it.
Like:
“Well, you oughta know about shit, seeing as how you’re such a huge ASSHOLE!”
Or:
“Why don’t you leave this woman alone and go back to beating the crap out of your wife and children?
Or even:
“You kiss your mother with that mouth?”
But I’m speechless.
America’s number one export: Entitlement.