(loosely translated from Korean)
A man is walking in the woods, when he sees a starving bear approaching.
The man starts running away as fast as he can, but the bear is gaining on him. It suddenly occurs to the man that he can pray to the Almighty for help:
“Dear Lord, please teach this bear how to be a Christian, just like me.”
The bear drops to its knees and starts praying:
“Thank you, Lord, for this meal.”