Five years ago, I was paying $50 a month to a gym, and $200 a month to have people come mow my lawn.
It occurred to me one day that pushing a lawnmower around was probably at least as much exercise as running on a treadmill.
So I quit the gym and bought a mower.
Here it is — five years later.
I’ve gained 20 pounds.
The grass in front of my house is a foot tall.
And for the life of me, I can’t figure out what happened to that $250 a month.