The hotel has an above-average breakfast buffet. Maybe 8.0 on a 10.0 point scale.
So yesterday, at breakfast, a large white guy is standing in front of the toaster. He towers over the woman he is talking to — one of the Chinese restaurant workers.
The white guy says:
“You really need to get a new toaster, because this one iS A PIECE OF SHIT!”
He doesn’t notice me (or, more likely, doesn’t care).
Man, this is something I’ve dreamed of for years — my chance to say something rude in perfect American English to some jerky white guy who isn’t expecting it, and who thoroughly deserves it.
“Well, you oughta know about shit, seeing as how you’re such a huge ASSHOLE!”
“Why don’t you leave this woman alone and go back to beating the crap out of your wife and children?
“You kiss your mother with that mouth?”
But I’m speechless.
America’s number one export: Entitlement.