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Finance for Idiots: Why do corporations sell more than 49% of their voting stock?

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Back in junior high school, when I first heard about publicly-held corporations, I wondered why any corporation going public would sell more than 49% of their voting stock.

The answer is pretty straightforward — it’s all about the Big Bet.  Let’s say your share of your corporation is worth $10 million.  Would you be willing to risk the possibility of losing control of your baby for the chance of your share being worth $100 million?  How about $1 billion?  What if I were to throw in a team of the sharpest corporate attorneys on Wall Street (or in Silicon Valley), who will slave away 80-100 hours a week, every week, to keep you in control?

They call it “selling out” for a reason.  (And there’s a lesson in here somewhere for any of you Geeks toying with the idea of going to law school…)

If “grande” means “big,” WTF is “venti”?

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

It’s hard to describe the deep intellectual satisfaction I experienced at Starbucks the other day when it dawned on me after 13+ years that “venti” is the Italian word for “twenty,” and that therefore a “venti” beverage is 20 ounces.

For some reason, no one else on line seemed to share my excitement…

Why TV Sucks

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Imagine that you are a software uber-geek (big stretch, I know) working for a small startup with an a**hole CEO trying to become the next Google Guy, snarky co-workers trying to become the next CEO, and a hyper-anxious, sh*t-for-brains customer breathing down your neck, second-guessing every little thing you do.

Now multiply by ten.

Ta-daa!